This is very satisfying
I am entertained for hours.
WHY IS IT THAT CROWLEY IS ONE OF THE MOST TRUSTWORTHY CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW AND HE’S THE KING OF HELL
It’s because he’s dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch for, ‘cause you can never predict if they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.
Well hello there, Pirates of the Caribbean fandom.
His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
i think I am going to cry
I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this
guy like this come my way ✌😭
[Watch the entire video of tomska's Sex Talk here]
Male resistance to rape culture: UR DOIN IT RIGHT
Tomska is a great person
Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]
Captain Amelia from Treasure Planet
[Hans:] Think about it Anna, didn’t it all just seem … too convenient?
[Hans:] All your life had been a series of doors in your face
And then suddenly I bumped into you
[Anna:] You tricked me! You knew
I was hurting my whole life, finding love to chase
[Hans] And maybe you were being desperate and didn’t think it through
[Anna:] How dare you …
[Hans:] But through you
[Hans:] I found my place…
[Anna:] You were a fake…
[Both:] And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before!
Love is a giant bore!
Love is an unfair war!
Love is a dreary chore!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!
[Anna:] With you!
[Anna:] Love should be so much more…
[Hans:] I mean it’s crazy…
[Hans:] You fell for it just like—
[Anna:] give it a rest!
[Hans:] That’s what I was gonna say!
[Anna:] I’ve never met someone—
[Both:] Who’s so unlike from me!
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization
Can have but one explanation
[Anna:] And I—
[Both:] A story!
[Hans:] Say goodbye…
[Anna:] It’s all lies…
[Hans:] To the pain of the past
I don’t have to feel it anymore!
Love is a cold, dark floor!
Love is a living horror!
Life would be such a snore!
[Anna:] With you!
[Hans:] With you!!
[Anna:] With you!!!
[Hans:] With you!!!!
[Both at the same time:][Hans:] Love is a royal score…[Anna:] Is this what I’ll die for?…
[Hans:] All that’s left now is to kill Elsa, and bring back summer.
[Anna:] You’re no match for Elsa.[Hans:] No. You’re no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero who is going to save Arendale from destruction.[Anna:] You won’t get away with this.[Hans:] Oh, I already have.
Can someone PLEASE record this!
I can do Anna if someone does Hans
Can I just say how much I love the guy who writes the posts for the Welcome To Nightvale Facebook page?
AU - Dean VS Dalek
└ Dean has faced demons and even the Devil. So an alien with a whisk and a plunger isn’t going to scare him.
You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?
this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’
There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.
Fingers trailing, dragging across the keyboard to press buttons without emotion to type a letter without purpose. Dear nobody, this one’s for you.
Wake up and feel the pang of the heartache that never seems to leave you. It’s been a week, fortnight, a month, a year. You didn’t think that it…
i cannot describe how much i love this post
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution